no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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