i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
