that's an acceptable place to lick
My balls are so social today.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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