Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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