We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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