OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Randomize
