S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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