I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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