i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
How does it feel to date your dad?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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