It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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