you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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