It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
He passed out mid-signature
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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