But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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