I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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