Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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