I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I have feelings that need drinking.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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