i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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