The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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