There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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