I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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