come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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