i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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