i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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