Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Randomize
