mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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