she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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