This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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