The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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