How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
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