But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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