**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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