things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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