They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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