This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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