i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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