this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Randomize
