I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
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