Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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