nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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