She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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