Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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