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I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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