Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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