I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
you're hired as official boob wrangler
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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