...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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