Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I have grass duct taped all over my body
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
