she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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