That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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