The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
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