My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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