Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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