GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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