3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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