Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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